Dammsugarfisk

June 2013

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Liam Dryden: itsvondell: i have a basket with 10 apples in it and a basket with 20... → liamdryden.tumblr.com

itsvondell:

i have a basket with 10 apples in it and a basket with 20 apples in it and i want to make the baskets equal

so i figured i have 10 more apples, ill put 10 more apples into the first basket and no more into the second basket

but its weird because when i reach over to put the 10…

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clavid:

in seventh grade my girlfriend wrote me a note to break up with me and i acted like i didnt find it and acted completely normal all day and sat with her at lunch and then at the end of the day i broke up with her in front of our whole math class and she said I BROKE UP WITH YOU FIRST and i said wow thats pathetic and nobody believes that and she cried and i watched gay porn in 7th grade anyway so the joke is double on her

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March 2013

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mistercoventry:

“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”

Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals

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yamikaza:

the-beast-of-possibilities:

yamikaza:

sassniper:

yamikaza:

i think everyone is cute and want 2 smooch them but i literally shudder at the thought of dating them???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????commits sudoku

did u mean seppuku

this has gone too far

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a moment of silence for the subtitles on my dvd of howl's moving castle

pughorror:

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comedown:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_inventors_killed_by_their_own_inventions

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GUYS, I FOUND A WEBSITE THAT DOES YOUR MATH WORK FOR YOU!! → mathway.com

kawree:

vampynonsense:

mediumentis:

spookyx12:

IT EVEN GIVES YOU THE WORK THAT TEACHERS REQUIRE!!

signal boost

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everets:

feminists want women to have the same rights as men but how do you know if they also want men to have the same rights as women? its hard to tell at first. maybe theyre tryna sneak one by us dudes. lets do a simple proof.

let x=womens rights and y= mens rights

x=y

by the symmetric property of equality, y=x

okay i guess they do also want that

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